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authordonncha <donncha@7be80a69-a1ef-0310-a953-fb0f7c49ff36>2005-08-29 12:10:12 +0000
committerdonncha <donncha@7be80a69-a1ef-0310-a953-fb0f7c49ff36>2005-08-29 12:10:12 +0000
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Removed Smarty stuff
git-svn-id: http://svn.automattic.com/wordpress-mu/trunk@249 7be80a69-a1ef-0310-a953-fb0f7c49ff36
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-<?php
-
-/* $Id: function.pirate.php,v 1.1.1.1 2004/10/14 12:07:23 donncha Exp $ */
-
-/*
- Smarty plugin
- -------------------------------------------------------------
- File: function.pirate.php
- Type: function
- Name: pirate
- Purpose: Piratize your content!
- -------------------------------------------------------------
-
- $Id: function.pirate.php,v 1.1.1.1 2004/10/14 12:07:23 donncha Exp $
-*/
-
-function smarty_function_pirate($params, &$smarty)
-{
- extract( $params );
-
- if( '0919' != date('md') )
- {
- return $content;
- }
- // Always replace these:
- $patterns = array(
- '%\bmy\b%' => 'me',
- '%\bboss\b%' => 'admiral',
- '%\bmanager\b%' => 'admiral',
- '%\b[Cc]aptain\b%' => "Cap'n",
- '%\bmyself\b%' => 'meself',
- '%\byour\b%' => 'yer',
- '%\byou\b%' => 'ye',
- '%\bfriend\b%' => 'matey',
- '%\bfriends\b%' => 'maties',
- '%\bco[-]?worker\b%' => 'shipmate',
- '%\bco[-]?workers\b%' => 'shipmates',
- '%\bearlier\b%' => 'afore',
- '%\bold\b%' => 'auld',
- '%\bthe\b%' => "th'",
- '%\bof\b%' => "o'",
- "%\bdon't\b%" => "dern't",
- '%\bdo not\b%' => "dern't",
- '%\bnever\b%' => "ne'er",
- '%\bever\b%' => "e'er",
- '%\bover\b%' => "o'er",
- '%\bYes\b%' => 'Aye',
- '%\bNo\b%' => 'Nay',
- "%\bdon't know\b%" => "dinna",
- "%\bhadn't\b%" => "ha'nae",
- "%\bdidn't\b%"=> "di'nae",
- "%\bwasn't\b%" => "weren't",
- "%\bhaven't\b%" => "ha'nae",
- '%\bfor\b%' => 'fer',
- '%\bbetween\b%' => 'betwixt',
- '%\baround\b%' => "aroun'",
- '%\bto\b%' => "t'",
- "%\bit's\b%" => "'tis",
- '%\bwoman\b%' => 'wench',
- '%\blady\b%' => 'wench',
- '%\bwife\b%' => 'lady',
- '%\bgirl\b%' => 'lass',
- '%\bgirls\b%' => 'lassies',
- '%\bguy\b%' => 'lubber',
- '%\bman\b%' => 'lubber',
- '%\bfellow\b%' => 'lubber',
- '%\bdude\b%' => 'lubber',
- '%\bboy\b%' => 'lad',
- '%\bboys\b%' => 'laddies',
- '%\bchildren\b%' => 'little sandcrabs',
- '%\bkids\b%' => 'minnows',
- '%\bhim\b%' => 'that scurvey dog',
- '%\bher\b%' => 'that comely wench',
- '%\bhim\.\b%' => 'that drunken sailor',
- '%\bHe\b%' => 'The ornery cuss',
- '%\bShe\b%' => 'The winsome lass',
- "%\bhe's\b%" => 'he be',
- "%\bshe's\b%" => 'she be',
- '%\bwas\b%' => "were bein'",
- '%\bHey\b%' => 'Avast',
- '%\bher\.\b%' => 'that lovely lass',
- '%\bfood\b%' => 'chow',
- '%\broad\b%' => 'sea',
- '%\broads\b%' => 'seas',
- '%\bstreet\b%' => 'river',
- '%\bstreets\b%' => 'rivers',
- '%\bhighway\b%' => 'ocean',
- '%\bhighways\b%' => 'oceans',
- '%\bcar\b%' => 'boat',
- '%\bcars\b%' => 'boats',
- '%\btruck\b%' => 'schooner',
- '%\btrucks\b%' => 'schooners',
- '%\bSUV\b%' => 'ship',
- '%\bairplane\b%' => 'flying machine',
- '%\bjet\b%' => 'flying machine',
- '%\bmachine\b%' => 'contraption',
- '%\bdriving\b%' => 'sailing',
- '%\bdrive\b%' => 'sail',
- );
-
- // Replace the words:
- $content = array_apply_regexp($patterns,$content);
-
- // Word ending mangling:
- $patterns = array(
- '/ing\b/' => "in'",
- // '/([a-zA-Z]{3,}[^lbro])ly(\W)/' => '$1-like$2',
- );
-
- $content = array_apply_regexp($patterns,$content);
-
- // Random exclamations and such:
- $patterns = array(
- '/(\.\s)/e' => 'avast("$0",3)',
- );
-
- $content = array_apply_regexp($patterns,$content);
-
- // Let's increase the chance for exclamation marks and question marks
- $patterns = array(
- '/([!\?]\s)/e' => 'avast("$0",2)',
- );
-
- $content = array_apply_regexp($patterns,$content);
-
- return $content;
-}
-
-// support function for pirate()
-function avast($stub = '',$chance = 5) {
- $shouts = array(
- ", avast$stub",
- "$stub Ahoy!",
- ", and a bottle of rum!",
- ", by Blackbeard's sword$stub",
- ", by Davy Jones' locker$stub",
- "$stub Walk the plank!",
- "$stub Aarrr!",
- "$stub Yaaarrrrr!",
- ", pass the grog!",
- ", and dinna spare the whip!",
- ", with a chest full of booty$stub",
- ", and a bucket o' chum$stub",
- ", we'll keel-haul ye!",
- "$stub Shiver me timbers!",
- "$stub And hoist the mainsail!",
- "$stub And swab the deck!",
- ", ye scurvey dog$stub",
- "$stub Fire the cannons!",
- ", to be sure$stub",
- ", I'll warrant ye$stub",
- );
-
- shuffle($shouts);
-
- return (((1 == rand(1,$chance))?array_shift($shouts):$stub) . ' ');
-}
-
-// This function takes an array of ('/pattern/' => 'replacement') pairs
-// and applies them all to $content.
-function array_apply_regexp($patterns,$content) {
- // Extract the values:
- $keys = array_keys($patterns);
- $values = array_values($patterns);
-
- // Modify the key patterns to avoid modifying the contents
- // of HTML tags
- for ($i = 0; $i < count($keys); $i++) {
- $regexp = $keys[$i];
-
-// $regexp = preg_replace('%^(.)(.+)(.)$%','$1(?!<[^>])$2(?![>])$3',$regexp);
-
- $keys[$i] = $regexp;
- }
-
- // Replace the words:
- $content = preg_replace($keys,$values,$content);
-
- return $content;
-}
-?>