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| author | donncha <donncha@7be80a69-a1ef-0310-a953-fb0f7c49ff36> | 2005-08-29 12:10:12 +0000 |
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| committer | donncha <donncha@7be80a69-a1ef-0310-a953-fb0f7c49ff36> | 2005-08-29 12:10:12 +0000 |
| commit | 96d2531821c13a5962b09a5b130d93c8d8b8a987 (patch) | |
| tree | e257a4b90d1aadbfaec3763eefa1bf58dcab2af6 /wp-inst/wp-content/smarty-plugins/function.pirate.php | |
| parent | 04d51d5f3493a358f75449ac08425310978e5b24 (diff) | |
Removed Smarty stuff
git-svn-id: http://svn.automattic.com/wordpress-mu/trunk@249 7be80a69-a1ef-0310-a953-fb0f7c49ff36
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1 files changed, 0 insertions, 181 deletions
diff --git a/wp-inst/wp-content/smarty-plugins/function.pirate.php b/wp-inst/wp-content/smarty-plugins/function.pirate.php deleted file mode 100644 index f26d7ac..0000000 --- a/wp-inst/wp-content/smarty-plugins/function.pirate.php +++ /dev/null @@ -1,181 +0,0 @@ -<?php - -/* $Id: function.pirate.php,v 1.1.1.1 2004/10/14 12:07:23 donncha Exp $ */ - -/* - Smarty plugin - ------------------------------------------------------------- - File: function.pirate.php - Type: function - Name: pirate - Purpose: Piratize your content! - ------------------------------------------------------------- - - $Id: function.pirate.php,v 1.1.1.1 2004/10/14 12:07:23 donncha Exp $ -*/ - -function smarty_function_pirate($params, &$smarty) -{ - extract( $params ); - - if( '0919' != date('md') ) - { - return $content; - } - // Always replace these: - $patterns = array( - '%\bmy\b%' => 'me', - '%\bboss\b%' => 'admiral', - '%\bmanager\b%' => 'admiral', - '%\b[Cc]aptain\b%' => "Cap'n", - '%\bmyself\b%' => 'meself', - '%\byour\b%' => 'yer', - '%\byou\b%' => 'ye', - '%\bfriend\b%' => 'matey', - '%\bfriends\b%' => 'maties', - '%\bco[-]?worker\b%' => 'shipmate', - '%\bco[-]?workers\b%' => 'shipmates', - '%\bearlier\b%' => 'afore', - '%\bold\b%' => 'auld', - '%\bthe\b%' => "th'", - '%\bof\b%' => "o'", - "%\bdon't\b%" => "dern't", - '%\bdo not\b%' => "dern't", - '%\bnever\b%' => "ne'er", - '%\bever\b%' => "e'er", - '%\bover\b%' => "o'er", - '%\bYes\b%' => 'Aye', - '%\bNo\b%' => 'Nay', - "%\bdon't know\b%" => "dinna", - "%\bhadn't\b%" => "ha'nae", - "%\bdidn't\b%"=> "di'nae", - "%\bwasn't\b%" => "weren't", - "%\bhaven't\b%" => "ha'nae", - '%\bfor\b%' => 'fer', - '%\bbetween\b%' => 'betwixt', - '%\baround\b%' => "aroun'", - '%\bto\b%' => "t'", - "%\bit's\b%" => "'tis", - '%\bwoman\b%' => 'wench', - '%\blady\b%' => 'wench', - '%\bwife\b%' => 'lady', - '%\bgirl\b%' => 'lass', - '%\bgirls\b%' => 'lassies', - '%\bguy\b%' => 'lubber', - '%\bman\b%' => 'lubber', - '%\bfellow\b%' => 'lubber', - '%\bdude\b%' => 'lubber', - '%\bboy\b%' => 'lad', - '%\bboys\b%' => 'laddies', - '%\bchildren\b%' => 'little sandcrabs', - '%\bkids\b%' => 'minnows', - '%\bhim\b%' => 'that scurvey dog', - '%\bher\b%' => 'that comely wench', - '%\bhim\.\b%' => 'that drunken sailor', - '%\bHe\b%' => 'The ornery cuss', - '%\bShe\b%' => 'The winsome lass', - "%\bhe's\b%" => 'he be', - "%\bshe's\b%" => 'she be', - '%\bwas\b%' => "were bein'", - '%\bHey\b%' => 'Avast', - '%\bher\.\b%' => 'that lovely lass', - '%\bfood\b%' => 'chow', - '%\broad\b%' => 'sea', - '%\broads\b%' => 'seas', - '%\bstreet\b%' => 'river', - '%\bstreets\b%' => 'rivers', - '%\bhighway\b%' => 'ocean', - '%\bhighways\b%' => 'oceans', - '%\bcar\b%' => 'boat', - '%\bcars\b%' => 'boats', - '%\btruck\b%' => 'schooner', - '%\btrucks\b%' => 'schooners', - '%\bSUV\b%' => 'ship', - '%\bairplane\b%' => 'flying machine', - '%\bjet\b%' => 'flying machine', - '%\bmachine\b%' => 'contraption', - '%\bdriving\b%' => 'sailing', - '%\bdrive\b%' => 'sail', - ); - - // Replace the words: - $content = array_apply_regexp($patterns,$content); - - // Word ending mangling: - $patterns = array( - '/ing\b/' => "in'", - // '/([a-zA-Z]{3,}[^lbro])ly(\W)/' => '$1-like$2', - ); - - $content = array_apply_regexp($patterns,$content); - - // Random exclamations and such: - $patterns = array( - '/(\.\s)/e' => 'avast("$0",3)', - ); - - $content = array_apply_regexp($patterns,$content); - - // Let's increase the chance for exclamation marks and question marks - $patterns = array( - '/([!\?]\s)/e' => 'avast("$0",2)', - ); - - $content = array_apply_regexp($patterns,$content); - - return $content; -} - -// support function for pirate() -function avast($stub = '',$chance = 5) { - $shouts = array( - ", avast$stub", - "$stub Ahoy!", - ", and a bottle of rum!", - ", by Blackbeard's sword$stub", - ", by Davy Jones' locker$stub", - "$stub Walk the plank!", - "$stub Aarrr!", - "$stub Yaaarrrrr!", - ", pass the grog!", - ", and dinna spare the whip!", - ", with a chest full of booty$stub", - ", and a bucket o' chum$stub", - ", we'll keel-haul ye!", - "$stub Shiver me timbers!", - "$stub And hoist the mainsail!", - "$stub And swab the deck!", - ", ye scurvey dog$stub", - "$stub Fire the cannons!", - ", to be sure$stub", - ", I'll warrant ye$stub", - ); - - shuffle($shouts); - - return (((1 == rand(1,$chance))?array_shift($shouts):$stub) . ' '); -} - -// This function takes an array of ('/pattern/' => 'replacement') pairs -// and applies them all to $content. -function array_apply_regexp($patterns,$content) { - // Extract the values: - $keys = array_keys($patterns); - $values = array_values($patterns); - - // Modify the key patterns to avoid modifying the contents - // of HTML tags - for ($i = 0; $i < count($keys); $i++) { - $regexp = $keys[$i]; - -// $regexp = preg_replace('%^(.)(.+)(.)$%','$1(?!<[^>])$2(?![>])$3',$regexp); - - $keys[$i] = $regexp; - } - - // Replace the words: - $content = preg_replace($keys,$values,$content); - - return $content; -} -?> |
