#! stap -p1

global
%( kernel_v > "2.6" %? /* and */
   %( kernel_vr != "2.9.77-2873NOTHING" %? /* and */
      %( kernel_v <= "3.5" %? /* and */
         %( kernel_vr == "2.3.5-2.43.54.2" %? "FAIL1" %: PASS %)
      %: "FAIL2" %)
   %: "FAIL3" %)
%: "FAIL4" %)

global
%( arch == "i386" %? i386
%: %( arch == "i686" %? i686
   %: %( arch != "x86_64" %? other %: x86_64 %) 
   %)
%)